A(may)zing

Hello May,

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I have logorrhea...awkward turtle

Hey guys,

I have known for a while now that I was different to everyone around me and now I know why... I have Logorrhea! Basically, I talk too much. Every time we do presentations at school, I get picked to speak, even though I don't particularly want to! Ahh well, that's the life of an excess speaker!

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I am Divergent! (Spoiler alert)

Hey movie-goers,

I'm going to watch Divergent on Tuesday and I cannot wait!! I've read all 3 books and can I just express my anger at the ending of the book. When I finished reading it, I moped around the house for 2 hours because I realized that the series is finished and Tris does. She survived the unsurvivale (the death serum), but she didn't survive something she could have (a gun shot). It's absolutely ridiculous. I took a divergent quiz and I am DIVERGENT (obviously!). I scored highest in Dauntless.

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11 Things I Hate About Life!

Hey foreigners,

This is a list of things I hate in this world. WARNING! This is meant to be irrational, so if you are going to be offended or whatnot, please go elsewhere.

1 | Things not getting to you in the short space period you give it. - If I ask for something, it kind of means now, not in your pace of life. Who wants to wait 2 minutes for someone to move? In that time I could have learnt a new word in the dictionary. (Kibitz- butting-in or interfering in people's business)

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Where Is My Life Leading?

Hey peanuts,

What would you do if you were doing your homework like normal, but you made a mistake and went for your rubber (eraser to you Americans)? You would expect it to rub out your mistake. You would not want it to smudge the words until they are indecipherable. Seriously!

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I Moustache You A Question...

Hey onions,

I am so stressed at the moment. I'm trying to do my computer homework, but it is so difficult! I can just see different code flying around my face and it is so annoying! But to make my day, I just found out that I'm a libro-something (It's a long word!)

I do this all the time!

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Stressed up to my eyeballs!

Hey fishes,

So, on Wednesday is the Young Consumers Borough Final. I want my team to win and I really think we have a good chance because we watched the news, learnt general knowledge and just prepared basically. But I have a biology test on Friday that I have to revise for and I am absolutely useless at prioritizing and instead of doing any of these important things, I am writing to you guys! I think I am the world's best procrastinator. Seriously, people should queue up to learn how to master the art except I probably come late.

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Vexing!

Hey giraffes,

So today's 'talk' (its not really a talk because you don't have a say, you have a type) is about tangled earphones. Seriously, is it really needed that earphones tangle up every time you turn away? You look at your book and you look back, oh look, tangled earphones!

There is seriously no use for this. The worst bit is that you have to waste 5 minutes of your already short life untangling it! The word is even annoying. Tangling! What is this? Life isn't supposed to be like this!!!

But, alas, I have found a solution. Wrap the earphones around three finger and chip it with a small hairclip.

 

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Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: It isn't easy going through life and being perfect. I thought I made a mistake once, but I turned out to be wrong.

 

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So Annoying!

Hey tomatoes,

So today, I've decided to bring to your attention those annoying kids bikes with no pedals. What is the point of them and they are crazy scary going down a hill.

Seriously, what is this!!

I have figured out that the candy dance works to Can we dance by The Vamps!! So cool, right??

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the postman told me to get out of the post box.

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Absolutely Stratospherically Vexed!

Hey minions,

I have decided to talk to you guys about triangular shoes. I hate them with a passion. They annoy me so much. Why would you want to squeeze your feet into triangular shoes. That would hurt so much. I will never revert to them, EVER!

Seriously! What is the meaning of this?

Bye, Bye for now!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.

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Salt is so funny!

Hey debaters,

So, 2 days ago, I was in in the middle of a debate about whether or not salt is good for you. I was for salt. But this debate is hilarious. Bogus Statements are being thrown in and I shouted at a girl for trying to beat me. I'm pretty sure I (we) won. Salt is good for you, if you don't have too much.

As you can see, I have decided to be an inspirational person today. I'm not sure its a good look for me. I'll evaluate later.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Girls may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

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