I don't know what to say!

Hey eastside,

So not much had happened over the last few day except that I started wearing day-of-the-week socks to school. At the end of this aforementioned (I think I used it in the right sentence) week, my mum asked me if it was necessary to change my socks everyday. Awkward turtle.

Speechless

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Silence is supposedly golden

Hey gals/guys,

I've got a question to ask you. Can you ever be in total silence? I mean I have been in a place where nobody talks, but you always hear like a humming of electricity in  the background. Apparently, if you were if total silence, it would drive you mad!

I've made a list of some interesting questions (yes, I was bored, I still do have a life)

Would the list of all lists include itself?

Would a barber cut his own hair?

Is a fly without wings a walk?

If guns don't kill people, but people kill people, then doesn't that mean that toasters don't toast toast, but toast toasts toast?

Why does life throw you lemons? Why not strawberries or bananas?

Was I made in China?

How would I look as a Simpson or Futurama character?

Why was the category called short? Why not tall, cool or best?

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day:That awkward moment when you’re in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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Awkward Situations

Hey beloved (I'm getting so old),

Today's posts about... AWKWARD SITUATIONS!

So the top 10 most awkward situations (in no particular order) are:

1 | People singing happy birthday to you.

2 | Talking about someone just to realise their right behind you.

3 | Having to go around the room and say a fun fact about yourself. (And the moments spent waiting for your turn.)

4 | Having to poop in crowded toilets. (which I've never done)

5 | Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted.

6 | Walking past a bus and everyone inside it looks at you.

7 | When you’re out with a friend and their friend who you don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and you just stand there.

8 | When you're the dumper or dumpee (the dumping situation in general).

9 | When your relatives/friends/anyone is boring you to death and you smile politely nodding.

10 | Walking past a police officer, acting like a good citizen.

These are so funny and I'm sure you can relate to most of the situations on this list.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S Quote of the day: No matter how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh.

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