The Struggles Of Being Left Handed...

Hello Lovelies,

I am so sorry for my absence, but I've been so busy since school began. I promise to make time in my schedule to post every week. If I mess up in the first month, you have permission to call me out. Being back at school reminded me off all the problems that I, as a left hander, have to face on a regular bases. Being part of the 12% of the population that are left handed definitely makes you look at the world differently. Everything is make for the majority right handers (now known as Bob). *sigh* So here is a list of SOME of the hardships that left handers have to face...

1 | Writing in spiral notepads (or binders)
There are 2 problems here that I have to deal with. Not only does my hand keep hitting the binding in the middle of the notepad, causing me to write awkwardly, but when writing (and it doesn't matter whether it is a fountain pen or a ball point pen), my hand never EVER fails to smudge my work. I regularly have black marks on my pinky as evidence. I can't even begin to tell you how annoying this is.

(source)

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Staring up at the ceiling watching the clouds fly by...

Hey ragamuffins,

My week has been pretty uneventful. I've literally just stared up at the ceiling for hours on end, doing nothing. No, I'm joking, I have no patience to be doing nothing for long. But hey, you get what I'm talking about, right?

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Let out your inner princess!

Hey beauties,

I'm not sure what this post is about, but I thought that I should do a post about princesses, so here goes...

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#Optimistic!

Hey beautiful (wink, wink),

So, I think that I'm a fairly optimistic person. I'm always happy, especially when when my eyeliner flick is perfect! My happiness comes from a multitude.of things, mainly because I have a sense of humour unique to me. So I've decided to share a few pictures that make me laugh and smile (courtesy of weheartit).

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Who is the best superhero?

Hey fruit-loops,

Before I begin, by the end on this post, you guys are either going to love me or hate me. I'm going to be like MARMITE (which I hate by the way). Everyone has a favourite superhero and I'm about to diss the one I don't think should be classified as superheroes. So I'm going to say is this is my opinion and yours has no place here... GOT IT!?!?!

Let us begin.....

First of the useless superheroes is... BATMAN!

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When you know, you know you know

Hey tiaras,

So... on Saturday, I watched the Eurovision Song Contest 2014. I must admit that Britain was actually good this. Way better than last year. Molly made me proud to be British! I think that most of the acts were good and their short videos at the beginning with their flags were awesome! Poland was awkward to watch, really awkward. Conchita was good, but I don't think she should have won. My personal favourite was Iceland (No Prejudice).

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The bees this time of year are massive...

Hey summertime,

Today was a brilliant day even though I had to go back to school. We sat in the garden and just talked about life, snitches and sonic screwdrivers. I went around school saying Hakuna Matata to everybody and it was hilarious.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Hey westside,

I was just surfing the internet minding my own business when I saw this! This is not a real post, just something funny!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

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Should I be offended?

Hey drama queens,

So today, we were randomly talking about the Hunger Games. To be honest, I think that I would totally survive it, but my friends think differently about me. Apparently, I would die in the clearing when everyone was collecting necessities. This is totally unacceptable. I think that I could really go all the way. DISTRICT 16, ALL THE WAY! That's right, I have my own district. Anyway, I took a Hunger Games test and they said:

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Revenge is too funny!

Hey detailers,

Me and my friends read this divorce letter which I think needs to be read by everybody. It is that funny! It actually teaches you to not try and get one over on someone.

(source)

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Decisions, Decisions, Decisions!

Hey retailers,

So this past week, I have been getting into arguments with everybody about everything, even if all they did was use a word wrong.Three of the biggest disagreements were actually funny!

1 | What was better: Tangled or Frozen?
I've watched both and I don't see what the hype around Frozen is about. It was meh. The princess in Tangled ended up with the thief and everything! It was adorable!

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BRITAIN VS. AMERICA

Hey buddies,

So as you can guess, this is basically a post about which country is better. This may be slightly biased as I'm from the UK, but I'm going to try and be aloof!

Reasons why Britain is better than America:

1 | Celebrating bank holidays (seriously we celebrate everything)

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Keep up with da times!

Hey astronauts,

Do you like my ghetto title? I admit, I am proud of it. Anyway, I have come to spread entertainment on your imaginary wings (I have no idea what that means). There is a certain video that you guys need to watch that will basically eradicate any doubts you have about leaving school, but it is also very funny!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: If 'poli' means many and 'tics' mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does politics mean?

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Orange Hat Fiasco...

Hey leopards,

So basically, every time I wear my neon orange beanie hat, I see this boy from my primary school (elementary). It is so awkward, when I walk past. I have seriously thought about burning it, but I like it too much, so I'm just going to have to learn how to cope!

Anyway, my sister is in love with her new Jordans. Seriously, she hardly ever takes them off. And she walks really funny because she doesn't want to crease them. One day, we were going shopping and my mum noticed and she asked my sister 'Why are you walking like you've been circumcised?' I laughed so hard. I must have looked insane.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and laugh at those who are confused.

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#Don'tknowwhattocallthis,soIputahastagatthebeginningtolookcool!

Hey peacocks,

Sorry for the delay, I've been revising and doing so many tests this week. I am actually dreading year 10 when it all becomes real.

This is me as a cartoon and a boy....

These days, newspapers hold interesting stories. Like these men who stole 4 cows from a farm and stuck them all in a car. Seriously! They would have gotten away with it as well, but the cows were so big the car buckled under their weight. I laughed so hard, I forgot to breathe.

Told you!

Anyway, how are you guys? This is my year!! I don't know why, but I can feel it!

Bye bye bye byeeeeee........for now!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I posted on your wall. No, not on Facebook. Look at the side of your house

P.P.S. Do you like the improvement? I did them just for Y-O-U!

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Almost New Year!

Hey minions,

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW YEAR! I'll do what I always do, make resolutions I won't keep. I am watching Horrid Henry: The Movie. It's actually really good and if you think you are too mature to watch it, you're wrong! It will bring you back to your school day, which is absolutely AWESOME!!

If you were going to steal something, wouldn't you want to look inconspicuous, so you wouldn't get caught?

Well, I was shopping with my mum and sisters, when I saw this transvestite (no kidding) dressed in this:

In Winter!

And she tried to steal a massive duvet pack, which didn't make sense because she didn't have anywhere to hide it. She just put it on her head! My mum started screaming, that lady stole something at the top of her lungs and I was in the middle of this like a rabbit caught in headlights. It was so funny (and embarrassing)

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

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