Sunday, 23 June 2013

Men are from earth. Women are from earth.


Sorry for my radio silence.

I was in English talking about oxymorons and I think that they are the best thing English has to offer. For those who don't know, an oxymoron is two words that are polar opposites.

Here are a few that I like:

Pretty Ugly
Living Dead
Fine Mess
New Classic
Accidently on Purpose
Accurate Estimate
Act Naturally
Genuine Imitation
Good Grief
Same Difference
Almost Exactly
Alone Together
Silent Scream
Butt Head
Sweet Sorrow
Simply Impossible
Seriously Funny
Paid Volunteers
Obviously Obscure
Liquid Gold

I said a few, this is my few, so when I say a lot, be scared!!

I may or may not be incommunicado for the next 5 days, as I'm going on a trip where there might not be any reception. Just to warn you!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx

P.S. Quote of the day: Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Sunday, 16 June 2013

Life really likes to mess with you

Hey everybody!,

I have missed you guys a lot. Exams are over!!! YAY! So the rest of the term is living my carefree life! I spend the weekend playing Gravity Guy (I'm going to thrash my friends!!! Hopefully), when something unspeakable happened. I'm prepared to turn it into something speakable.

Are you ready? Got set. Are you ready?

I broke my tooth, AGAIN. It all started when I was in year 6. Me and my friend were rollerskating when she busted her lip on a wall. I tried to be a hero and ran inside to call an adult. Unfortunately, the floor was covered in lino and my skates were still on, so I slipped and broke my tooth. Ever since my tooth has broken either because I was eating (3 times chicken, once an ice lolly) or something else (can't remember). So tomorrow, I'm going to school with half a tooth. Oh yeah, the whole tooth didn't break, so I suppose it's a chipped tooth.

Toodles! I'm going to figure out ways to hide my broken tooth!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to “single.” I fight with my parents all the time but you don’t see me change my status to “orphan.”

Sunday, 9 June 2013

Forever Young...I Wanna Be...Forever Young!


I have always been told I have a Peter Pan perspective on life. Now, I'm starting to believe it. The exams starting tomorrow are freaking me out. I don't know half of what I'm supposed to and I don't want to be in anything less than set one next year. I need to study alcohol for my French test tomorrow, but I don't know anything because my teacher decided not to be in on the last two days before the weekend. So what am I going to do? I feel like ending it now and buying Ben and Jerry's to gorge on! I've never even touched the tub, let alone tasted it. It's so not fair.

I want to run away and join a fun fair (I don't know why books say to a circus, its no fun) and never come back.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I hate it when I meow at cats and they don’t meow back. Unbelievably rude.