Sunday, 28 July 2013

Borrowing Oz's Red Eagle Diapers (B.O.R.E.D)!

Hey followers,

So you may remember that Kim Kardasian and Kanye West had a baby and they called her North West. My friend read somewhere that someone said that was the stupidest thing they ever heard and that it would be like Liam Payne (from One Direction) calling his child Period Payne! I laughed so hard that I snorted (first time ever! honest!) But it's true. So I came up with my own.

Harry Styles - Hair Styles

If he actually calls his child that, he will be the centre of ridicule..... Actually his child will... no, actually Liam's will first!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Life is short. Make fun of it.

Friday, 26 July 2013

My Life In General

Hey nutjobs (joke! I hope),

It's been an eventful day. George Alexander Louis is now called Prince Georgie to me. So cute right? I permed my hair so it is no longer an afro.

I've bought my school shoes already because last year they ran out. Unbelievable right? Anyway this lady was getting size 11 Birkenstocks and her friend was like 'you could bury a baby in them' and I bent over laughing it was so funny.

Oh yeah, I broke my tooth again.

Ta-Ta for now!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Happy Holidays!

Hey do-gooders,

Busy week. I finished school on friday, so today is officially the first day of the holidays! On Friday, me and my friends (my friends and I?) went to the Princess Diana Memorial in Hyde Park and I got tanned. (If you think black people don't tan, think again. I was laughing hysterically when I saw the outline of my tank top!) On Saturday, I went to the Country Lambeth Show and it was really cool! I saw one of my school friends here! On Sunday, here was a youth day church quiz where we tested the adults! Believe it or not, they were worse than us!! I also finally finished my 5x5 Professor Rubik's Cube. Almost forgot, I took out my hair, so I am now left with an afro. Seriously....

Gonna go spend the rest of my days chillaxing. Bye!!!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Monday, 15 July 2013

Last Week of School!

Hey pupils,

Good news is I'm currently having the last week of school. Bad news is loads of good, fun teachers from my school are leaving!!!!!!! It's so not fair and it is so not my fault if I fail my GCSEs in 2 years! Anyways, sports day was cool. Green came second in rounders and we won lots of athletic yeah. It was great!

In the meantime, I am looking forward to 7 weeks off school, where I'm going to chill, chill and chill.

Ta ta for now!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Thursday, 4 July 2013

Cool Candles

Hey Diamonds,

This week at school is Industrial Awareness Week, which basically means each form is given an aspect of business, which they have to produce and sell to make money for charity.

This year, my form got Lush, which meant we had to make soap and candles. We did our first sale today and got £138. So we're doing great...


Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again

Monday, 1 July 2013

Did you miss me?


I'm back for the 3rd time this month. I've got no more trips to abandon you guys to, so I'm back!!!

My trip was brilliant and I now have a sailing qualification if I ever want to become a skipper!!

Today, I went on a trip to Lush, and it was really cool. We got to make face masks which was really cool until I put it on. So basically, I left it on for 5 mins like you're supposed to, and when I went to take it off, it was like when you spill paint on something you wipe it away but you can still see where the paint was, that happened to my FACE!!! I was really scared because I had to go and pick up my little sister and I didn't want to go out like that, but luckily I'm brilliant. I used a wipe to get the rest off. The relief.

Anyway, I got to go and research candles for my project.


Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: If you’ve never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you’ve never had a childhood