Monday, 30 December 2013

Almost New Year!

Hey minions,

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW YEAR! I'll do what I always do, make resolutions I won't keep. I am watching Horrid Henry: The Movie. It's actually really good and if you think you are too mature to watch it, you're wrong! It will bring you back to your school day, which is absolutely AWESOME!!

If you were going to steal something, wouldn't you want to look inconspicuous, so you wouldn't get caught?
Well, I was shopping with my mum and sisters, when I saw this transvestite (no kidding) dressed in this:
In Winter!

And she tried to steal a massive duvet pack, which didn't make sense because she didn't have anywhere to hide it. She just put it on her head! My mum started screaming, that lady stole something at the top of her lungs and I was in the middle of this like a rabbit caught in headlights. It was so funny (and embarrassing)

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

Friday, 27 December 2013

Pigs in Forgotten Blankets

Hey kiddies!!,

I hope you had a brilliant Christmas!!! Mine was good. I watched loads of movies, had Christmas Dinner etc. etc. The biggest crisis was my mum forgot the pigs in blankets (chipolatas) in the fridge. I watched Home Alone 1 and 2, The Big Bang Theory and other stuff.

It has come to light that my little sisters feet are bigger that mine. This may not move you, but it is actually hilarious, she's annoyed that her feet are massive.

Anyways, have you seen the new Pringles advert? It's basically about things people do with Pringles and the end slogan is whatever you do, you don't just eat 'em! But there's the problem, I just eat them. Out of the can, straight into my mouth, not byways, nothing. So now I feel on the edge looking in because I don't do anything with Pringles.

Does the face look creepy? or is it just me?

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.

Tuesday, 24 December 2013

1 day til Christmas!

Hey Eves,

It's Christmas Eve!!!! Yay!!!! I'm so happy!! I know Christmas is for the little kids, but Christmas is the second best event of the year (after my birthday)! I checked Santa's Tracker and there is 41 minutes til he leaves to deliver presents! I am old enough to know Santa is a figment of an adults imagination to get children to go to retire early (I put it in smart terms so if little kids are reading it they don't understand), but don't you get a thrill knowing this fat guy who fits on a sleigh is flying around the world, delivering presents?

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

Monday, 23 December 2013

2 days til Christmas!

Hey turkeys/geese/duck/whatever you eat for Christmas,

I am currently posting at 9:00 am, 3 hours from when I usually wake up, so I'm feeling good! I just switched on the TV and guess what: Ella Enchanted is coming on in an hour. Don't know why I'm so happy? Let me explain...
Basically, I have a list, a short list, but a list nonetheless, of movies I want to watch. Movies I've watched, but never finished or movies that I've been told are good.
So here it is!!!!:

  • Adventures in Babysitting
  • Wild Child
  • Ella Enchanted
  • A Cinderella story 2
  • Grown ups 1 and 2
  • Percy Jackson 1 and 2
  • Kick ass 1 and 2
  • 21 Jump Street
  • Abduction
  • 16 Wishes
  • Transformers 2 and 3
  • The Proposal
  • Ramona and Beezus
  • Chalet Girl
  • Easy A
  • Delivery Man
  • Bad Teacher

Yesterday, there was an event at my church. There was karaoke, free food  and a quiz. My group came 2nd and the host didn't want to say our name (Portsmouth) because he comes from Southampton. It was so funny! And I sang Friday by Rebecca Black.

Do you guys remember the Rebecca Black phase? The song was so annoying, but you couldn't help sing it because it was so catchy. Seriously, she could have taken over the world with that song!
If you didn't listen to it when it was famous, listen to it now:

Anyways, within the first hour of the event, I accidentally slammed my finger in a heavy door. It would have been fine except it hurt like fire and burned when put under water. 

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Saturday, 21 December 2013

4 days til Christmas!

Hey snows,

So today was is the first day of the holidays!!! I had a 2 broke girls marathon. It is a really good show!

Max (the brunette) is sarcastic and wants to be big in the cupcake business and Caroline (blondie) used to be rich but her dad was caught for committing fraud and got sent to jail, so now the family is poor. If you don't give this show a chance, I will glare at you forever.

Merry Christmas guys and gals!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day:  Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.

Friday, 20 December 2013

5 days til Christmas!

Hey party animals,

So today was the last day of school!!!! My friend got me badges (I now have 28!!!) to add to my collection and a big bang theory bus pass cover.

And the teachers panto was yesterday. It was also awesome! One of the male teachers pretended to be Miley Cyrus (with the wrecking ball and everything!)

We did Secret Santa and I got Christmas socks and a One Direction Chocolate bar and I gave a book full of quotes. I have a rubbish poker face so she knew who gave her present! Ahh well. I hope you guys have a very Merry Christmas!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

Tuesday, 17 December 2013

8 days til Christmas!

Hey pine cones,

So today at my school is Christmas Jumper Day!!! Everyone wore, jumpers and onesies except me. I decided to bend the rules a bit and I wore a Christmas tank top. REBEL! And it was also Christmas Dinner. It's usually good with turkey, Brussels sprouts (there okay), pigs in blankets etc (end of thinking capacity). I was only told this week that that pigs in blankets are actually called chipolatas. I was shocked. All this time, I was calling it by its nickname.
Oh, I wish it could be Christmas everyday!

Anyways, I hope you have a bright and Shining day!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

Monday, 16 December 2013

9 days til Christmas!

Hey stars,

So today is about bands because I was arguing about which band and band member is best!
 I have decided to let you decide! Please have good taste!

5 seconds of summer!

The Vamps!


The Wanted!!
Meh! (Not worthy of description)
Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me. (I don’t know you guys, but you’re important to me. J)

Saturday, 14 December 2013

11 days til Christmas!

Hey baubles,

Because Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year, I've decided to post some of my favourite things.

Roxy backpack

South bank

5x5 professors cube

Duck in  weird colours

Have a wonderful day!!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.


On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

14 days til Christmas!

Hey carol singers!,

So today is a very special day because it is the 11/12/13!! You will never see this number in the same order ever again! So enjoy it! This made me think that tomorrow is another day and I shouldn't dwell on the past. So have fun guys!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Monday, 9 December 2013

16 days til Christmas!

Hey chinchillas,

So today's post is about...KICKERS!

So basically, I have worn kickers for 4 years now and personally, I think they're awesome, but they can be annoying. So today, I decided to look at the pros and cons of Kickers.


  • They are super comfy
  • They are built for stepping on people's toes
  • They add several inches to your height
  • At my school, when we have assembly in the gym (not hall), we have to take off our shoes and Kickers take and age to take off and put on.
  • They hurt if someone else steps on your feet.
The advantages outweigh the disadvantages which backs up my point that Kickers are AWESOME!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.

Friday, 6 December 2013

19 days til Christmas!

Hey ho-ho-homers,

So there are nineteen day til Christmas and I can't wait. Today I've decided to post different names for Santa. So obviously, there is Santa Claus and Father Christmas. But there is Saint Nick/Nicholas and Kris Kringle. But there are loads in different languages such as:

  • Baba Christmas (Urdu)
  • Babbo Natale (Italy)
  • Bellsnickle (old American)
  • Black Peter (Morocco)
  • Christkindl (Austria)
  • Grandfather Frost or Ded Moroz (Russia)
  • Gwiazdor, meaning "star man" from the North Star (Poland)
  • Joulupukki (Finland)
  • Kanakaloka (Hawaii)
  • Kerstman (Norway)
  • Mos Craciun (Romania)
  • Pere Noel (France)
  • Papai Noel (Brazil & Peru)
  • Sion Corn, or Chimney John (Wales)
  • Shengdan Laoren (China)
Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

P.P.S This is my 100th post!!!!! YAY!!! Whoop Whoop!

Thursday, 5 December 2013

Way too sad for any happiness right now.

This is a short post to commend Nelson Mandela's (Madiba) efforts to eradicate apartheide. Unfortunately, he died today aged 95. He was a unique, forgiving leader, who lost 27 years of his life in prison, and may he be remembered forever.

R.I.P. Mandela

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

So Annoying!

Hey tomatoes,

So today, I've decided to bring to your attention those annoying kids bikes with no pedals. What is the point of them and they are crazy scary going down a hill.
Seriously, what is this!!

I have figured out that the candy dance works to Can we dance by The Vamps!! So cool, right??

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the postman told me to get out of the post box.

Sunday, 1 December 2013

Writers Block


Pinch Punch first of the month no returns. Yesterday, Marvel's agents of SHIELD was eye opening! Especially Agent Ward and May's "relationship".

This is a sombre moment as I would like to send out an RIP to Paul Walker from Fast and Furious who died suddenly.

Back to happiness, cheerfulness and rainbows, I feel wise beyond my years. Not really, I spent half an hour laughing at a joke that only seemed hilarious to me and funny to everyone else. I ran out of breath as usual. One of these days, I am going to be the first to die laughing (Second if you count they old man from Mary Poppins). Hopefully not!

Oh yeah and I put a pattern code on my dads phone but then I forgot it and I nearly had a heart attak but then I remembered so everthings good. He didn't find out, thank goodness.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx  }|{

P.S Quote of the day: Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm going to throw the dictionary at them.

Saturday, 30 November 2013

I am Unique!

Hey ppls,

So today, I was so bored that I decided to search for other people with the same name as me and I found a girl who is a cheerleader and I found a question someone asked about nicknames for me. Neri is fine, but I got Nene and Riah. I snorted.

Right now, I am watching Suburgatory and its so funny. I won't tell you what I happens because I hate spoilers, but you should totally watch it. It's that good.

That's all for today folks.

P.S. Quote of the day: It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.

Friday, 29 November 2013

1 Second Think!

Hey qwertyuiop, (I can't think anymore)

Yesterday during Religious, we were talking about Adam and Eve and their fall, when this girl was like 'if I was Eve, I don't know what I would do.' and her friend replied instantly with 'If you were Eve, you would have eaten the whole tree. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. Seriously, I forgot to take a breath before laughing, so I looked like a demented seal.


On a completely different note, I just watched the Black Friday report and it is so ridiculous. People were fighting over stuff that were suddenly cheap. I mean, people got hurt. Does it make it worth it? No it does not.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calendar says WTF.

Monday, 25 November 2013

Starting Something is so Underrated!


So today, I got my class motivated for the flash mob. I think everyone is excited about it, but who know?, they may lose interest. I hope not! Anyway, apart from that, today was uneventful apart from when I fell in English, leaning back to look at the clock. I'm sorry to say, I have got absolutely nothing to report, apart from the fact I feel so special walking around with 3 blue peter badges!

Fireworks! OOH! AHH!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.

Sunday, 24 November 2013

Absolutely Stratospherically Vexed!

Hey minions,

I have decided to talk to you guys about triangular shoes. I hate them with a passion. They annoy me so much. Why would you want to squeeze your feet into triangular shoes. That would hurt so much. I will never revert to them, EVER!
Seriously! What is the meaning of this?
Bye, Bye for now!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.

Saturday, 23 November 2013

I want to scream (with happiness)!


Today, I am so happy. Ironic really because today I decided to wear all black. But today, 2 blue peter badges were delivered!!!!! Yes TWO!!!! Added to the 1 I have already THREE!!!! I now have white, purple and blue!!!
I will get orange and green, but all in good time!
I am so happy, I am going to change my clothes. YAY!!!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

Salt is so funny!

Hey debaters,

So, 2 days ago, I was in in the middle of a debate about whether or not salt is good for you. I was for salt. But this debate is hilarious. Bogus Statements are being thrown in and I shouted at a girl for trying to beat me. I'm pretty sure I (we) won. Salt is good for you, if you don't have too much.

As you can see, I have decided to be an inspirational person today. I'm not sure its a good look for me. I'll evaluate later.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Girls may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

Monday, 11 November 2013

All that Glitters, Sparkles!


I am really scared right now. I am 5'2 (155cm) and I don't seem to be growing, I just checked the internet and it says females stop growing at 14-16 years old. I'm 14 already, If I stop growing, I am going to be ridiculed for the rest of my life.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.s. Quote of the day: Today I went on and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

So Scared!


Hi. How was your day? I have realized that I don't ask enough about your day, which is very rude of me. I shall make it a point to ask every week at least. I know this sounds as if it defies the point of a blog, but I like to challenge the stereotype.

I have also realized that I am so scared to cross the road, when the green man isn't up. I always think an invisible car is going to come speeding down the road and knock me down. Every single time.

It's so funny, every morning, I see a man that reminds me of Dr Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory. His mannerisms are exactly the same. EXACTLY!

I have been told that every time I speak out in class, I shout. I have noticed, but I can't seem to turn down the volume.

I'm going to have to think about this.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Real eyes realize real lies.

Saturday, 2 November 2013

Golf is not a sport!

Hey fans,

Today, I have decided to vent about Golf. I would like to stress that Golf isn't a sport. You don't really exercise any muscles, you wear ridiculous clothes and this is all just to pot a ball into a hole. Also, you stand in hilarious positions and pretend you're trying really hard to pot a small ball. I shouldn't be considered a sport. They all look goofy. Like this:

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.

Friday, 1 November 2013

Life really does get in the way

Hey lil' fries,

So I decided I was going to go on a diet a few weeks ago, and it was going really well, when life decides to throw lemons my way. Basically, my mum decided to take us to KFC. It was good, but the whole time I was thinking don't eat too much. Obviously, I didn't listen to myself and I ate until I couldn't walk.

I have realized that I have eyebrow dimples. When I lift my eyebrow, I have dents. I look hilarious, so now there is no point me perfecting my arched eyebrow.

Also, I have a hundred cats and a mouse poster in my house. It is so cool. It looks like this:

When a new visitor comes to my house, I drag (yes drag) them to the poster and make them try and find the mouse. See if you can find it!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quotes of the day: When I have children, I'm going to make then watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a BOSS!