Saturday, 30 November 2013

I am Unique!

Hey ppls,

So today, I was so bored that I decided to search for other people with the same name as me and I found a girl who is a cheerleader and I found a question someone asked about nicknames for me. Neri is fine, but I got Nene and Riah. I snorted.

Right now, I am watching Suburgatory and its so funny. I won't tell you what I happens because I hate spoilers, but you should totally watch it. It's that good.

That's all for today folks.

P.S. Quote of the day: It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.

Friday, 29 November 2013

1 Second Think!

Hey qwertyuiop, (I can't think anymore)

Yesterday during Religious, we were talking about Adam and Eve and their fall, when this girl was like 'if I was Eve, I don't know what I would do.' and her friend replied instantly with 'If you were Eve, you would have eaten the whole tree. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. Seriously, I forgot to take a breath before laughing, so I looked like a demented seal.


On a completely different note, I just watched the Black Friday report and it is so ridiculous. People were fighting over stuff that were suddenly cheap. I mean, people got hurt. Does it make it worth it? No it does not.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calendar says WTF.

Monday, 25 November 2013

Starting Something is so Underrated!


So today, I got my class motivated for the flash mob. I think everyone is excited about it, but who know?, they may lose interest. I hope not! Anyway, apart from that, today was uneventful apart from when I fell in English, leaning back to look at the clock. I'm sorry to say, I have got absolutely nothing to report, apart from the fact I feel so special walking around with 3 blue peter badges!

Fireworks! OOH! AHH!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.

Sunday, 24 November 2013

Absolutely Stratospherically Vexed!

Hey minions,

I have decided to talk to you guys about triangular shoes. I hate them with a passion. They annoy me so much. Why would you want to squeeze your feet into triangular shoes. That would hurt so much. I will never revert to them, EVER!
Seriously! What is the meaning of this?
Bye, Bye for now!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.

Saturday, 23 November 2013

I want to scream (with happiness)!


Today, I am so happy. Ironic really because today I decided to wear all black. But today, 2 blue peter badges were delivered!!!!! Yes TWO!!!! Added to the 1 I have already THREE!!!! I now have white, purple and blue!!!
I will get orange and green, but all in good time!
I am so happy, I am going to change my clothes. YAY!!!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

Salt is so funny!

Hey debaters,

So, 2 days ago, I was in in the middle of a debate about whether or not salt is good for you. I was for salt. But this debate is hilarious. Bogus Statements are being thrown in and I shouted at a girl for trying to beat me. I'm pretty sure I (we) won. Salt is good for you, if you don't have too much.

As you can see, I have decided to be an inspirational person today. I'm not sure its a good look for me. I'll evaluate later.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Girls may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

Monday, 11 November 2013

All that Glitters, Sparkles!


I am really scared right now. I am 5'2 (155cm) and I don't seem to be growing, I just checked the internet and it says females stop growing at 14-16 years old. I'm 14 already, If I stop growing, I am going to be ridiculed for the rest of my life.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.s. Quote of the day: Today I went on and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.

Wednesday, 6 November 2013

So Scared!


Hi. How was your day? I have realized that I don't ask enough about your day, which is very rude of me. I shall make it a point to ask every week at least. I know this sounds as if it defies the point of a blog, but I like to challenge the stereotype.

I have also realized that I am so scared to cross the road, when the green man isn't up. I always think an invisible car is going to come speeding down the road and knock me down. Every single time.

It's so funny, every morning, I see a man that reminds me of Dr Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory. His mannerisms are exactly the same. EXACTLY!

I have been told that every time I speak out in class, I shout. I have noticed, but I can't seem to turn down the volume.

I'm going to have to think about this.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Real eyes realize real lies.

Saturday, 2 November 2013

Golf is not a sport!

Hey fans,

Today, I have decided to vent about Golf. I would like to stress that Golf isn't a sport. You don't really exercise any muscles, you wear ridiculous clothes and this is all just to pot a ball into a hole. Also, you stand in hilarious positions and pretend you're trying really hard to pot a small ball. I shouldn't be considered a sport. They all look goofy. Like this:

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.

Friday, 1 November 2013

Life really does get in the way

Hey lil' fries,

So I decided I was going to go on a diet a few weeks ago, and it was going really well, when life decides to throw lemons my way. Basically, my mum decided to take us to KFC. It was good, but the whole time I was thinking don't eat too much. Obviously, I didn't listen to myself and I ate until I couldn't walk.

I have realized that I have eyebrow dimples. When I lift my eyebrow, I have dents. I look hilarious, so now there is no point me perfecting my arched eyebrow.

Also, I have a hundred cats and a mouse poster in my house. It is so cool. It looks like this:

When a new visitor comes to my house, I drag (yes drag) them to the poster and make them try and find the mouse. See if you can find it!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quotes of the day: When I have children, I'm going to make then watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a BOSS!