Wednesday, 26 February 2014

Decisions, Decisions, Decisions!

Hey retailers,

So this past week, I have been getting into arguments with everybody about everything, even if all they did was use a word wrong.Three of the biggest disagreements were actually funny!

1 | What was better: Tangled or Frozen?
I've watched both and I don't see what the hype around Frozen is about. It was meh. The princess in Tangled ended up with the thief and everything! It was adorable!

Sunday, 23 February 2014

...But I'll Shave It For Later!

Hey helicopters,

Yesterday, I went to the shopping centre and I saw one of those cuddly toys pick-up things. You know the one with the claws that have to pick up a teddy bear or whatever. Inside it were minions from Despicable Me. If that wasn't awesome already, every minion had £5 attached to it. So cool, but I forgot to take money with me, so that rendered this point mute. Yeah, I used old-fashioned language.

Friday, 21 February 2014

I Moustache You A Question...

Hey onions,

I am so stressed at the moment. I'm trying to do my computer homework, but it is so difficult! I can just see different code flying around my face and it is so annoying! But to make my day, I just found out that I'm a libro-something (It's a long word!)

I do this all the time!

Monday, 17 February 2014


Hey buddies,

So as you can guess, this is basically a post about which country is better. This may be slightly biased as I'm from the UK, but I'm going to try and be aloof!

Reasons why Britain is better than America:

1 | Celebrating bank holidays (seriously we celebrate everything)

Friday, 14 February 2014

Whoo Hooo!


So today is Valentines Day! And that's all I have to say. I haven't lived long enough to really understand the concept of it, but from what I understand, it's supposed to be awesome. The only awesome thing that happened today was I passed my Sports Leaders course! So now I can put it on my CV.

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Walking on Clouds, Rainbows, Whatever!


SO GUYS, GUESS WHAT?! If you can't already tell, my group won the Young Consumers Borough Final! I am so happy. In April, we are going to compete to win the London Final. Because we won, I got a certificate (it's always nice to get something with your name on it), £25 gift voucher and a.....TROPHY!!! I  felt like I had just won Mastermind! It was that Awesome!

Monday, 10 February 2014

Stressed up to my eyeballs!

Hey fishes,

So, on Wednesday is the Young Consumers Borough Final. I want my team to win and I really think we have a good chance because we watched the news, learnt general knowledge and just prepared basically. But I have a biology test on Friday that I have to revise for and I am absolutely useless at prioritizing and instead of doing any of these important things, I am writing to you guys! I think I am the world's best procrastinator. Seriously, people should queue up to learn how to master the art except I probably come late.

Saturday, 8 February 2014



This post is to get you guys up and running. Don't let anyone put you down or fill your bin. Everyone has EOPs (Enemies Of Progress), but you don't have to listen to them. Be yourself and don't forget it or let anyone try to change you.

Thursday, 6 February 2014


Hey giraffes,

So today's 'talk' (its not really a talk because you don't have a say, you have a type) is about tangled earphones. Seriously, is it really needed that earphones tangle up every time you turn away? You look at your book and you look back, oh look, tangled earphones!

There is seriously no use for this. The worst bit is that you have to waste 5 minutes of your already short life untangling it! The word is even annoying. Tangling! What is this? Life isn't supposed to be like this!!!

But, alas, I have found a solution. Wrap the earphones around three finger and chip it with a small hairclip.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: It isn't easy going through life and being perfect. I thought I made a mistake once, but I turned out to be wrong.

Wednesday, 5 February 2014

Keep up with da times!

Hey astronauts,

Do you like my ghetto title? I admit, I am proud of it. Anyway, I have come to spread entertainment on your imaginary wings (I have no idea what that means). There is a certain video that you guys need to watch that will basically eradicate any doubts you have about leaving school, but it is also very funny!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: If 'poli' means many and 'tics' mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does politics mean?