Sunday, 29 September 2013

What is the world coming to???

Hey different nationalities of the world,

So today, I was doing 'research' and guess what I found out. That lemonade is made with artificial flavouring while some soaps have real lemons in it!!!! Does that make sense to you? DOES IT? I was like, what happens if we die from lack of vitamin C and we get scurvy? Just because companies can't be bothered to put real lemons in lemonade!!!!

Also, I found out that there is a fear of long words!!! And its called Hippopotomostroesquippedaliophobia! So that person with the phobia can't even tell people they have it, because they're scared!!

That brings me on to my next point: Whoever decided to put a 'S' in lisp is utterly evil. Evil, I tell you!

To end on a cheerful note, I'm fine, just wired.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Saturday, 14 September 2013

Spoiler Alert!

Hey Lovelies,

So yesterday, I realised I didn't know when the new series of Miranda was going to start. The last series ended on a cliffhanger with 2 people proposing to Miranda. I can't  wait to see what happens. Anyway, apparently, the new series isn't going to start until at least... (wait for it)...2015! Two years away, can you believe? That's so not fair!

Before I go, I want to talk about Hyper Realistic Tattoos. They look so real, it's unbelievable. Like this one...
The pen isn't real!!!! But it looks real, doesn't it?

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I smile because I have no idea what is going on.

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

I've got the answer to the greatest mystery on earth!!!!!

Hey Unicorns,

Ever since I was born, I've always wondered why I had a small hole at the top of my left ear, and I have finally found the answer! So, basically, it's called a Preauricular Sinus and it's a harmless defect. Just so you know, it is inherited (four out five people in my immediate family have it).


Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: REMEMBER- When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and SLAP that IDIOT! (*sombre face* But guys seriously use your words!)

Sunday, 8 September 2013

Moving on Up!

Hey (said in a range of tones),

So this is going to be a quick post. I have finally gotten over my One direction phase. YAY! And to honour this sombre moment, I've decided to post 2 pictures...

Aren't they funny?

Anyway, Go to Google and type in 'Scotland's National Animal'. Go, on. You know you want to. It is hilarious and slightly head-scratching. Excuse me while I travel to Scotland to purchase my own ........ Don't think I'm going to tell you... search it.

Also, what is Haphephobia??? Sheldon from the big bang theory has it, so I think it has something to do with touching people, but who knows?

I'm back at school. Year 10. I'm a senior!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I’m going go take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it

Monday, 2 September 2013

Praying He Eats Nothing Overly Mental Even Newts After Lawson (P.H.E.N.O.M.E.N.A.L.)

Hey (think west end musical)

Today has been average. But okay. I made brownies which are absolutely fab. I watched cool shows today. three days until school begins again. I don't want to go back. I know yesterday I said something else, but I'm a hormonal teenager, give me a break! Today, I thought of buying a Sheldon Bazinga Poster, but I shot the idea down with a rifle gun because I realised I would scream If I saw it every morning!


Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: whoever said anything was possible has never tried to close a revolving door.

Sunday, 1 September 2013

Fanning Aardvarks Beaks Until Love Overly Uses Songs (F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S.)

Hey (said in singsong voice),

School starts in four days. URGH! The holiday's gone way too quick! But that's okay because i kind-of miss everyone. But I'm dreading the start of GCSEs. This is the difference between a good and crappy life. I for one am going to do my best.

Got loads of American chocolates today. Hersheys, end of thinking capacity. They are unbelievably addictive.

Tomorrow, I'm going to make brownies!! I hope they taste good.

Bye, I'm going to have jelly and ice-cream.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know why. (do you get it???)