Tuesday, 16 April 2013

MY BIRTHDAY!

Hey People of the Universe,

IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! 14 years since I arrived on this planet in my birthday suit. I can believe I haven't died yet from some morbid death. I'm so lucky!

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Which contradicts my next point.

I'm so unlucky! So many bad things have happened to me. From being violently sick in the school hallway to falling down a whole flight of stairs in school. Can you believe I have also hit my head on a fire extinguisher and had a rounders bat smashed into my face? Also, I broke my tooth on the floor trying to be a hero and save my friend!

Anyway, I am kind of lucky because I'm still alive.

Watch this space!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx

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