Phobias....

Hey ONES,

I'm going talk about phobias. I have two main phobias. Cynophobia and Arachnophobia. Both creep me out like crazy.

Cynophobia is a fear of dogs. It first developed when a dog in my building kept chasing me around the park every morning when I was going to school. It was so scary even when its owner got a muzzle and a cone for his dog. Also I had this experience: when I was coming back from Nandos (best restaurant ever), when this dog attacked me, but my mum stepped in front of me. This two stories happened when I was in year 2 and 4.

Everybody knows what arachnophobia is. I love God, but really, what is the use of spiders? Especially fast ones. Yesterday, I was washing my hair so there was water in my eyes and my sister said there was a spider and I had no idea where it was, so I was so freaked out. But then she killed it and I felt pure relief course through my veins.

Toodles.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S Quote of the day: Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.

 

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Opposite of Acceptance and Joy

Hey hate-birds,

Sorry for the absense, but I have faced rejection, pain and disbelief.

It all started on a dull, rainy Friday. My I.C.T. teacher had something important to tell us, and I'm so upset I can't even dramatise this, My team lost the Apps for Good competition...so yeah. This was REJECTION.

Then I went to my health and fitness lesson, where we were playing volleyball. I managed to fall in a hole between the benches and the apparatus. That was PAIN.

Toodles.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: If people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages, this world would be a pretty creepy place.

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Awkward Situations

Hey beloved (I'm getting so old),

Today's posts about... AWKWARD SITUATIONS!

So the top 10 most awkward situations (in no particular order) are:

1 | People singing happy birthday to you.

2 | Talking about someone just to realise their right behind you.

3 | Having to go around the room and say a fun fact about yourself. (And the moments spent waiting for your turn.)

4 | Having to poop in crowded toilets. (which I've never done)

5 | Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted.

6 | Walking past a bus and everyone inside it looks at you.

7 | When you’re out with a friend and their friend who you don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and you just stand there.

8 | When you're the dumper or dumpee (the dumping situation in general).

9 | When your relatives/friends/anyone is boring you to death and you smile politely nodding.

10 | Walking past a police officer, acting like a good citizen.

These are so funny and I'm sure you can relate to most of the situations on this list.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S Quote of the day: No matter how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh.

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Annoying Adverts

Hey wannabe me! (only joking. It's every woman for herself),

So, I'm typing this while watching an advert for this perfume. Everything has a sexual element these days and its so jarring. All you have to say is 'buy this' and the sales will be raking in, but NO, they have to show people in boxer shorts and bikinis! It doesn't even make sense. If you've just been into the sea/river/ocean/whatever, you wouldn't even smell the flipping perfume.

Got to go, watching Rules of Engagment.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: War doesn't determine who is right- but who is left.

 

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Bothering Lots Of Giant Geisha Egyption Rulers (BLOGGER)

Hey!,

I am oh so bored, it's unbelievable. I wish I was in a plane right now flying somewhere hot or tropical (not the same thing!). Can you believe that in the 14 years of my life I've never been on a plane? I want to fly. *pouty face*

Now I'm going to tell you some interesting facts

Did you know...

1 | 11% of people are left-handed (That basically makes me rare/unique!!)

2 | Most lipsticks contain fish scales

3 | Ralph Lauren's original name was Ralph Lifshitz

4 | The names of all continents both start and end with the same letter

5 | Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand

6 | There is no such thing as a naturally blue food

7 | About 90% of the world's population kisses

8 | Coca-Cola originally contained cocaine

9 | The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English alphabet

10 | All the blinking in one day equates to having your eyes closed for 30 minutes

So cool, right?

Anyways, bye now!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

Quote of the day: Friends are like stars; you don't always see them, but they are always there!

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Gotta Chase Summer Everyday (GCSE)

Hey people of earth,

So I chose my options for GCSE last night. You may or may care, but this is my future! I don't want to be stuck with a rubbish job (no offence to those with a rubbish job). I want to break the stereotypicy (stereotypical views?) and be successful.

Bye for later!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day:  Never choose life too late.

 

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