Friday, 19 December 2014

Blogmas #18 | Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!



Hey lovelies,

What to presents under the tree sing? Wrap!
Yes it is the time of year when we open crackers and eat pigs in blankets, while merrily singing and dancing Christmas songs. Today's post is all about bad jokes that everyone will groan at. Her are a few of my personal favourites!



What do Frogs Drink?
CroackoCola!

Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

Who is Santa married to?
Mary Christmas!

What did Adam say to Eve the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel!

The awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents. 
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!

And the absolute worst: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Christmas is love with all the trimmings.

Want to catch up on my other blogmas posts?


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